We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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