is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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