we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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