What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
