No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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