Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
