The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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