I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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