she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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