Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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