We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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