it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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