She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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