I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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