i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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