Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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