After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
His nipple licking is glorious
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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