Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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