once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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