Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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