I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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