erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
