weddingsv make me drug and hornr
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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