no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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