This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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