I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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