wakey wakey hands off snakey
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
