I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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