So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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