u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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