so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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