Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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