PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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