Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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