that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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