FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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