id be glad to
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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