It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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