Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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