all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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