why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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