Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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