what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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