windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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