yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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