what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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