I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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