he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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