I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
