i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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