Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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