I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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